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What's with today…?! :

1.my friend kaye's montsary with aldrich, her estranged boyfriend for 2 1/5 years..! Happy po! Sana hindi ka maasar sa aken…hehehe…

2.heto na…i don't usually sleep during early afternoons, uhm about 12nn-4pm… kasi pagnatulog ako, i would end up awake till god-knows-what-time-my-entire-senses-will-doze…hay, in short: insomia… pero since naatasan akong patulugin ang mga makukulit kong siblings, ako tuloy ang nakatulog! Ang saya noh?…ako daw ba ang matulog. Newei, let's forget about that incident, mas m-a-l-u-p-e-t etong ikkwento ko noh.. It all started with a radical dream one fine afternoon…(naks!)

The moment ws like an eternity… an angel was flying high across the street, delivering mounds of goodness wherever she passed by. However, since humans are naturally born evil according to machiavelli, those bad-slash-evil-slash-rotten-to-the-core people were beaten up by my angel… (siguro nman kilala nyo ang ibig sabihin nitong intro) yup.. She was the awesome darna! (jus like every little girl's dream… including me pero hindi na po aq little girl… =) pero hindi siya nag-iisa, 2 silang darna (darn-ass…!) Sa panaginip ko! Si angel locsin at si maureen larrazabal…=) then, as my dream progressed, one of my relatives was murdered bcuz of those bad-slash-evil-slash-rotten-to-the-core lunatics. I sought for help from those darnas and they agreed to mi sugerencia (-my suggestion- po sa mga hindi nakakaintindi ng spanish). And do u know what's my sugerencia?

Hmm..well, i just told them that i wanted to avenge my relative and be a darna! (simple lang nman diba? =) the darn-ass told me that there's still one 'puting bato' left and that a child was currently using it. So i look for that child at hayun… she was dressed in full darn-ass costume pero huwag ismall-in, may powers siya huh..and so, i told her the story and fortunately the child agreed. U know what she did next? She threw up the 'puting bato' direct from her oral cavity, right infront of me! How disgusting, isn't it? Then, next stuff she told me was rather absurd… no! That was an understatement…it was down right absurd!!! Handing the 'puting bato' to me, she point-blank told me to swallow it and shout 'darn-ass'! Huh?! E' kaka-luwa niya lang nyo'n noh? Basa pa nga eh…but, shempre gusto ko tlgang maging darn-ass, so i ended up swallowing the puting bato and shouted darna! Viola! Que gwapa mi darna! Bagay na bagay tlga sa aking maging darna! Hehehe…(oi, yung mga nagtata-asang kilay jan at yung mga kumokontra… n-a-m-a-n! Sowi na lang, blog ko 'to eh..gawa ka ng sarili mo, oki? =) fish tau! Hehehe…) then, i started to test my flying skills and conquered my fear of height-above-sea-level…naks! Pwede na tlga akong maging darn-ass kasi ang galing kong lumipad.

Pero, ako lang ang nag-iisa at natatanging darna..why? Kasi ganito ang mga rules ko…
1. Tutulong lang ako in my own free will of powers…(anoh daw??? Tama po ba yung grammar, mama melai?) Ibig sabihin, mamimili lang po aq ng tutulungan ko…
2. Dapat laging poised at maganda ang projection ko sa camera… (just in case may media) at finally,
3. Kailangang hunting-in ko ang pumatay sa relative ko… so that's it! A completely futile, laid-back and glamorized life of a darn-ass… the next thing i knew ay nakikipag-bakbakan na ako sa mga masasamang elemento ng lipunan sa hindi ko malamang kadahilanan. And then, there was my relative's murdered… i jerked that pighead and beaten him up till he whimpered of sore… that was nice!

Kaya lang, ang dami pang nangyari, like one of my enemies na may powers din ay nakuhanan ang scene whereby i'm in the transformation process of being a darna (with the special participation of ara mina as the evil woman who took the footages and eventually, may balak siyang i-disclose sa mass media ang totoo kong pagkatao! Naks..! Pang-showbiz yung linyang 'yan ha) at yung nalaman ng parents ko ang hidden powers koh! (bongga!).

Hmmm…till nxt dream ulit ha… sana nag-enjoy kyo sa pagbabasa ng aking napakagandang panaginip. Pero in fairness, nung nanaginip ako, i really do felt how incredible it is to fly and to beat those evil-slash-bad-slahs-rottern-to-the-core people of our society. Para tuloy naiisip ko na sana totoo ngang may puting bato… =) ciao!

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